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Bancuri
BANC | „Soțul meu mă bate zilnic și nu înțeleg de ce”
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Banc
CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit unul dintre cele mai amuzante bancuri pe care le vei auzi vreodată. Dacă ai avut o zi grea sau dacă te simți trist, sigur îți vei schimba starea.
O nevastă se plânge prietenei:
-Soțul mă bate zilnic și nu înțeleg de ce…
-Poate e murdar în casă?
-Nu, zilnic fac curățenie, spăl, șterg praful!
CITEȘTE ȘI: BANC | BULĂ AGAȚĂ O FEMEIE. LA AVANSURILE LUI, ACEASTA…
-Poate nu-l hrănești bine?
-Nuuu, toată ziua pregătesc bunătățuri din cele mai proaspete produse!
-Poate copiii învață rău la școală?
-Nu, mereu merg la școală, fac lecțiile cu ei, vorbesc cu profesorii, învață doar pentru ”zece”!
-Atunci, nu știu… Poate îl înșeli?
-A, doar pentru asta?!
VEZI ȘI: BANC | LA ORA DE MATE, PROFESORUL FURIOS SPUNE: ”COPII, SUNTEȚI ATÂT DE…”
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